In a jaw-dropping moment that could easily pass as the plot of a low-budget drama series, Almin Karamehmedovic, the head honcho at ABC, decided to take on tech billionaire and certified Twitter comedian Elon Musk. In a statement that was as bold as it was baffling, Karamehmedovic labeled Musk a “villain,” blaming him for everything from the plight of Tesla short sellers to, presumably, global warming and the declining quality of ABC’s ratings.
“Elon Musk is the modern-day villain,” Karamehmedovic declared in a dramatic press release that had all the subtlety of a Marvel movie monologue. “He’s disrupting industries, playing with space rockets like they’re Lego blocks, and now he’s trying to own the conversation about artificial intelligence. Who does he think he is, Tony Stark?”
It didn’t take long for Musk, the maestro of Twitter clapbacks, to respond. In classic Musk fashion, he took to social media to deliver a reply so cutting it could double as a SpaceX heat shield.
“Villain?” Musk tweeted with an emoji-laden flourish. “I prefer anti-hero. But if I’m a villain, at least I’m an entertaining one. Can ABC say the same?”
The tweet was accompanied by a meme of a Tesla Model S outpacing what appeared to be a snail with the ABC logo plastered on it. Needless to say, the internet erupted, with Musk’s followers showering him with GIFs, memes, and a level of loyalty that would make cult leaders jealous.
Meanwhile, Karamehmedovic’s attempt at painting Musk as a dastardly foe seemed to backfire spectacularly. Social media users were quick to point out that Musk, for all his eccentricities and sometimes questionable tweets, has been busy revolutionizing industries, while ABC has been busy producing reality TV shows that seem to lack both reality and television-worthy content.
“Elon Musk might be a villain,” quipped one Twitter user, “but at least he’s a villain who can land rockets. ABC can’t even land decent viewership.”
To add insult to injury, Musk’s response also sent Tesla’s stock price soaring by 2% because, apparently, even his Twitter wars have economic benefits. Meanwhile, ABC shareholders were left wondering if they should invest in a PR team that knows how to handle Musk-level roasting.
The feud, if one can call it that, has left the public amused and bemused in equal measure. While Karamehmedovic’s motives remain as murky as the plot of an ABC daytime soap opera, one thing is crystal clear: trying to take on Elon Musk is like trying to beat a Tesla in a drag race—you’re just not going to win.
As the internet continues to revel in Musk’s epic comeback, one can only wonder what Karamehmedovic’s next move will be. A heartfelt apology? A poorly worded subtweet? Or perhaps, like so many before him, he’ll simply fade into the ever-growing list of Musk’s social media casualties.
For now, though, the message is clear: If you come for the SpaceX king, you’d better not miss. And judging by the stunned silence from ABC’s camp, it looks like they might finally be getting that memo.
