Even Oprah is not immune to Meghan’s well-documented flare-ups. According to journalist Elizabeth Holmes, who was on hand with a camera, the incident unfolded like a comedy of errors. Meghan, stationed on a modest stage, was in the midst of an eloquent speech about the sense of safety she feels in bookstores—one of those profound insights that only someone of Meghan’s intellectual caliber could articulate.

That’s when Oprah made her entrance, slipping into the front row with the stealth of a ninja. Holmes captured the amusing moment on Instagram, describing how she was deeply engrossed in filming Meghan’s every word when Oprah’s quiet arrival took her by surprise. Oprah had been preparing for her segment in the Green Room, and when she finally appeared, it was with the subtlety of a cat burglar. Holmes recounted, “I didn’t even realize it was Oprah until she was right in front of me. It was so surreal, it almost seemed as if Oprah was deliberately adding a touch of chaos to the event.”

As Oprah took her seat, Meghan’s composure seemed to falter dramatically. The once regal duchess visibly struggled to maintain her grace, her irritation palpable as she waved to friends and distractedly adjusted her position. The sheer audacity of Oprah interrupting Meghan’s monologue on bookstore safety appeared too much for her to handle. One can only imagine Meghan’s internal dialogue: “How dare Oprah disrupt my grand soliloquy about the significance of checking out books? Doesn’t she realize how crucial my message is?”

The intimate bookstore setting seemed to shrink further as Meghan’s distress became the focal point of the evening. Her speech, already teetering on the brink of awkwardness, was rendered even more uncomfortable by her attempts to make the act of buying a book sound like a monumental event. It was as if she expected the audience to be enthralled by her riveting account of standing in line at the cashier. Perhaps Oprah’s entrance was a well-timed intervention to prevent further damage to everyone’s eardrums.

Speculation about Oprah’s intentions began to swirl. Was her late arrival a deliberate move to unsettle Meghan, similar to Meghan’s alleged attempt to rattle Catherine by asking to borrow her lip balm? Or was Oprah simply late by coincidence? Either way, the scene played out like a soap opera of high-society awkwardness.

Meanwhile, the crowd, composed of the usual suspects of fame and vanity, seemed more preoccupied with their own reflections than with the substance of Meghan’s speech. The event highlighted the self-indulgence of celebrities, with each attendee more concerned about their own image than the bookstore’s opening. Meghan’s apparent lack of self-awareness was glaringly evident. Standing in a small bookstore, she was caught in the delusion that her words held monumental importance. Her inability to acknowledge Oprah’s presence politely demonstrated just how absorbed she was in her own narrative.

So here’s to Meghan Markle’s bookstore drama—a prime example of how a minor celebrity event can spiral into an epic tale of narcissistic overreaction. And kudos to Oprah for providing a dose of reality to an otherwise insipid evening.