Greg Gutfeld Drops the Mic: “White Women Are Being Hijacked – And They Don’t Even Know It”
In a fiery monologue that drew laughs, gasps, and serious reflection, Fox News’ Gutfeld! host Greg Gutfeld tackled what he called one of the most controversial cultural hijackings of our time: the emotional manipulation of white, college-educated women in America.
Opening with signature satire, Gutfeld skewered everything from Department of Education layoffs to trans athlete policies, but things took a sharp turn when he addressed a growing political trend: white women’s overwhelming support for Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky—while simultaneously expressing deep disdain for conservative figures like Donald Trump and J.D. Vance.
“Are they really so in love with Zelensky?” Gutfeld asked, mockingly. “If any other guy looked like him, smiled at these women, they’d get him fired from Uber.”
According to Gutfeld, this adoration is less about policy and more about misplaced empathy—a pattern he likened to the public’s fascination with “bad boys.” He pointed out that women once known for their practicality have become emotionally entangled in causes and crusades they don’t fully understand.
“It’s a hijacking of the maternal instinct,” Gutfeld said. “And women don’t even know it’s happening.”
When Activism Becomes Addiction
The panel didn’t hold back either. Comedian Dave Landau noted that while college activism used to mean “getting wasted and hooking up,” today’s version is spray-painting slogans on Teslas and firebombing dealerships—then posting it on Instagram.
Emily Compagno shared a chilling story of overhearing a wealthy woman in an upscale NYC salon praise a convicted murderer, mocking the death of a “fat guy from the Midwest.” Her takeaway? “They do all this from the safety of their husband’s bank accounts.”
Tyrus, with his signature blunt style, added: “They want to save Ukraine, adopt every puppy, but can’t decide where to eat dinner.”
Liberals Are Miserable—And It’s Not Just a Meme
Backed by recent studies, Gutfeld claimed conservative women tend to be happier than liberal women. Why? Because they embrace traditional values, prioritize family, and aren’t constantly playing the victim.
“Conservative women swim in gratitude, while liberals drown in resentment, antidepressants, and Meow Mix,” he quipped.
He wrapped the segment with a sharp jab at the Democratic Party, calling it the “abusive boyfriend” who feeds off the misery of its supporters. The audience erupted in laughter, but the message was clear: something deeper is happening to America’s women—and it’s not as empowering as it seems.
Love it or hate it, Gutfeld doesn’t hold back. His blend of humor, cultural critique, and brutal honesty is exactly why Gutfeld! continues to dominate late-night cable ratings. Whether you agree with him or not, one thing’s for sure: he’s going to make you think—and laugh—while doing it.
