In a shocking (but not entirely surprising) move, three of Elon Musk’s twelve children have filed a lawsuit against him for being a “scumbag dad” and seeking $800 million in damages.

“We’ve had enough,” one of Musk’s children said in a statement. “He’s always too busy building electric cars and rockets to spend time with us. He even forgets our birthdays!”

The lawsuit also accuses Musk of “emotional neglect” and “verbal abuse.” “He often calls us ‘slackers’ and ‘useless people,’” another of Musk’s children said. “He also threatens to send us to Mars if we don’t study harder.”

Musk’s response to the lawsuit was surprising. “I don’t understand why they’re doing this,” Musk said in an interview. “I always try to do the best for them. I even bought them a robot dog!”

However, it seems that Musk’s children were not impressed with the gift. “We don’t want a robot dog,” one of them said. “We want a dad who cares and loves us.”

The lawsuit has sent shockwaves through the parenting world. Many have expressed sympathy for Musk’s children and criticized his behavior.

“It’s horrible that a father would treat his children like this,” one parent wrote on Twitter. “I hope Musk’s kids get justice.”

It’s unclear where the lawsuit will go. However, one thing is for sure: it has highlighted the importance of spending time with your children and treating them with respect and love.

And in a related development, Musk also announced that he is developing a new robot that can replace parents. “It’s called ‘The Perfect Parent,’” Musk tweeted. “And it’s available tomorrow.”

We’ll continue to follow this story and update you as more information becomes available.